Your Application Status

It's been 3 days, 4 hours, and 12 minutes since you submitted your application to join the underground bunker.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts have reviewed your application, and we're pleased to inform you that...

We're still deciding. But don't worry, it's a tough decision, and we're taking our time.

However, we do have some feedback for you:

• Your cat's Instagram account was flagged for posting too many cat pictures.
• We're not sure what to make of your extensive collection of antique teapots.
• Our team of experts were unimpressed by your lack of experience in the field of " extreme ironing."

Next steps:

• Send us a selfie with a teapot in a compromising situation.
• Write an essay on the benefits of extreme ironing for bunker survival.
• Replace your cat's Instagram account with a more "bunker-friendly" one.

Proceed to Step 4

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