Q: How do I join the bunker crew?
A: Fill out the form on our website, but don't expect a confirmation email, we're underground, dude.
Q: What's the deal with the lack of natural light?
A: It's a bunker, not a beach house. Deal with it.
Q: Can I bring my cat?
A: Only if it's a cybernetically enhanced, radiation-resistant feline. Otherwise, no.
Q: How do I get to the snack bar?
A: Follow the signs, it's not that hard. Or just shout "Snack bar!" really loud until someone shows up with a tray.
Q: Will I be able to play video games 24/7?
A: Yes, but only if you've paid for it with enough canned goods. Otherwise, it's first-come, first-served, or first-buy, first-served, really.
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