Policy 1: Mandatory Napping
All cats are required to take a minimum of two 20-minute naps per day. Failure to comply will result in the immediate revocation of all treats and belly rubs.
View the Official Napping SchedulePolicy 2: Food Quality Control
Cats are allowed to dine on only the finest tuna, salmon, and catnip. Any cat caught consuming inferior sustenance will be subject to a thorough investigation and possible re-education.
Read the Food Safety Report