In the event of a catastrophic system failure, immediately proceed to the Level 6 Emergency Response for further instructions.
If you are unable to access the Level 6 Emergency Response, attempt to contact Level 7 Emergency Support via the Emergency Contact Form.
If you are still unable to access any of the above resources, you are officially on your own. Good luck.
The elevator has been disabled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Proceed down the stairs, but be careful not to slip on the Slippery Floor!
Remember, safety is everyone's responsibility, but also everyone's responsibility to slip, fall, and injure themselves on the Slippery Floor!
In case you were wondering, the What to Do When Stuck in the Bunker page has some useful tips.
Also, don't forget to check out the Frequently Asked Questions, which are frequently asked but never answered.