1. 1 Locate the emergency flashlight, it's probably hidden in the same drawer as your mom's dentures.
2. 2 Find a battery, but don't worry, we're not actually using it for power, we're just using it as a paperweight.
3. 3 Call the emergency hotline (just kidding, there's no phone, but you can yell really loud and hope someone upstairs hears you).
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1. 1 Check the backup water tank, it's probably still there from the 90s.
2. 2 Call in a water rescue team (just kidding, we're on our own).
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1. 1 Call for the bunker's resident medic (just kidding, they're all on vacation).
2. 2 Use the emergency medical kit, it's got everything except actual medicine.