Emergency Procedures

When the doomsday finally arrives, follow these steps to stay alive:

  1. Grab a snack, we've got plenty of canned goods.
  2. Don a hazmat suit, because radiation is real.
  3. Head to the safe room, where the coffee machine still works.
  4. Call your mom, but only if she doesn't mind the apocalypse.

Common Symptoms

Be on the lookout for these:

Preparedness

Don't say we didn't warn you:

  1. Store 1 year supply of toilet paper, because things get messy.
  2. Invest in a good supply of duct tape, for those 'just in case' situations.
  3. Learn basic first aid, because you never know when you'll need to patch up a wound.

Post-Scarcity Life

When the world above is gone, you'll be the one in charge:

  1. Establish a new social hierarchy, with snack distribution as the top priority.
  2. Set up a rotation for toilet cleaning duty, because someone's gotta do it.
  3. Host weekly bunker potlucks, to keep spirits high and snacks even higher.

Subpage: Psychological Support

For when the going gets tough, the tough get...crazy.