**Welcome to the Safe Zone**, where the apocalypse is a breeze! If you've managed to survive the impending doom, you've probably found your way here by now. Congratulations!
In case you're new here, let's get you up to speed: the world has ended, and it's time to party. But first, we need to get through the emergency procedures. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
To navigate the Safe Zone, follow the links below:
**Important:** Don't bother trying to leave the Safe Zone, it's not like it's going to make a difference. We've got everything you need here, including a fully-stocked pantry, a well-stocked medical cabinet, and a map that'll keep you entertained.
**Disclaimer:** This is not a real emergency response plan. Or is it? Don't ask questions, just enjoy the ride.
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