Located 5 meters underground, this bunker is a marvel of modern engineering. Built during the Great Sausage War, it's been converted into a hipster cafe, serving artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, organic, non-GMO, free-range eggs.
Features a state-of-the-art sound system blasting the best of 80s new wave and synth-pop. Come for the ambiance, stay for the overpriced, overhyped avocado toast.
Phase Two: The Disco Bunker Phase Three: The Post-Apocalypse Survival Bunker4.5/5 stars on Yelp. "I came here to escape the apocalypse, but all I found was overpriced avocado toast." - Rachel P.
5/5 stars on Yelp. "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the bunker's design or the owner's impressive collection of 80s neon signs." - John D.