The Bunker's Progress
It's been 37 days since the apocalypse, and we've made some... progress. The bunker's walls are still standing, but only just. The generator's on the fritz, and the air filtration system is clogged with what can only be described as "unidentifiable meat chunks."
We've managed to scrounge up some decent snacks, but they're all canned goods. The highlight of the day was when Bob from Accounting finally managed to catch a rat in the trap we set for it. He's been named "Rattus" and is now our official Bunker Mascot.
Phase two of the bunker's construction is underway, and it's looking... interesting. The design team has managed to combine the worst parts of every bad idea we've had over the past year into one cohesive nightmare. It's like they took every terrible idea, wrapped it in a nice bow, and said "Ta-da!"
Phase Two: The Plan
Here's the plan:
- Phase 2a: Dig a hole in the ground and call it a "sunroom."
- Phase 2b: Install a toilet that's also a miniature fridge. Because who needs plumbing, really?
- Phase 2c: Paint the walls with what we're pretty sure is still radioactive paint from the 50s. Because, why not?
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