The Flying Cheetos Dispenser: A Genius of Our Time

In the 16th century, the great Leonardo da Vinci designed a contraption that could change the course of human history: a machine that dispensed Cheetos. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine it: a golden age of cheese dust and regret.

Leonardo's masterpiece was a marvel of its time. With a mere flick of a switch, the Flying Cheetos Dispenser could launch those crispy, crunchy morsels into the waiting hands of the people.

Some say it was a harbinger of the vending machines we know today. Others claim it was a symbol of the fleeting nature of human innovation. All we know is that it made a lot of people very happy.

Learn more about Leonardo's other works and how they might have been inspired by his beloved Cheetos dispenser.