In a world where the skies are perpetually overcast and the sun never shines, the people of this forsaken land have turned to the only thing that truly matters: being snarky about the futility of it all.
Led by the enigmatic and delightfully bitter, The Great Sarcasaurus, this group of prophets has dedicated their lives to finding the humor in the hopeless.
Our Prophets
Prophet Buckingham: "I prophesied the apocalypse, but now I'm just stuck in an infinite loop of cable news."
Prophet Sarcasmia: "I foresaw the end of all hope, but now I just play video games all day."
Prophet Bane: "I predicted the downfall of civilizations past, but now I just play the trombone."