Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's just a bunch of meaningless words on a screen. But if you must know, it's 42. Or is it 43?
Q: Why are you so sarcastic?
A: We're not being sarcastic. We're just... passionately unenthused about the human condition.
Q: Can I get a refund for my existential crisis?
A: No, but you can get a free cookie if you click here.
Q: Are you a real philosophy professor?
A: No, we're a real philosophy professor with a bad attitude. And also a bad haircut.
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