Step 6: Develop a witty one-liner to deliver to your roommate when they ask why you haven't done the dishes.
Example: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a Netflix-induced coma."
Subtactic 6A: Create a spreadsheet to track your binge-watchingประก history.
Subtactic 6B: Host a "Pajama Party" where everyone is invited to watch TV shows in their underwear.
Next up: Tactic 7: The Art of Justifying Your Binge-Watching to Your Significant Other