The Art of Even Sarcastic Binge Watching

For the love of all that is holy, don't do this in real life.

Step 1: Set up a 12-hour marathon of your favorite show. Bonus points if it's a soap opera.

• Step 2: Ignore all responsibilities and relationships.
• Step 3: Develop a strong stomach and a love of pizza.
• Step 4: Create a 'binge watching schedule' that you'll never keep.

Disclaimer:

By following these steps, you will inevitably lose all sense of productivity, relationships, and self-respect. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).