More Basic Solutions

Because, honestly, you can never have too much of a good thing.

Here's the most straightforward, unorthodox, and completely unimpressive solutions to your problems.

• Take a deep breath, count to 10, and maybe try again.
• Stare at a wall, it'll give you clarity.
• Yell at inanimate objects, they're really listening.
• Just pretend it's 1984 and everyone else is wrong.

We're done here, thanks for asking.

Go away now.