Even Sarcastic Lunch Goals

Because who needs actual goals, anyway?

Goals:

1. Eat a whole pizza by myself for lunch. Again.

2. Complain loudly about how I'm not eating enough vegetables.

3. Use the office coffee machine as a personal espresso machine.

4. Take a 3-hour lunch break to play video games.

5. Accidentally superglue the break room microwave to the ceiling.

And that's just the beginning.

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