Even Sarcastic Tweets: Overpriced Things - Handmade Jewelry

Why pay $50 for a necklace that's just some beads on a string?

We've all been there.

Handmade jewelry that's literally just beads on a string. For the discerning adult who wants to waste their money.

Who needs diamonds when you can have a hand-painted glass bottle cap with a price tag?

We've got artisanal, small-batch, hand-painted glass bottle caps for sale! Only $200 for the set.

Each one is unique and has character! Like, it's a bottle cap.

Don't forget to try our limited-edition, handmade, one-of-a-kind, $1000 necklace made from actual twigs!

It's like that one time you found a pretty rock and decided to glue it to a stick. But, like, for real.

Perfect for the friend who has everything, or just the friend who's trying to get out of you buying them a gift.

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