A tweet so brilliant, it's a wonder I haven't been sued for copyright infringement yet.
It's like a work of art, a masterpiece of 280 characters. I'm talking Pulitzer, Nobel, the whole shebang.
Some say I'm a genius, others say I'm a menace. But let's be real, I'm just a Twitter user with access to a decent wifi signal.
Read more of my scintillating, razor-sharp tweets on this subpage.