Because let's be real, not all tweets are created equal
Here's one that's actually worth reading:
Just spent the last hour making a grilled cheese sandwich, and I'm not sorry. In fact, I'm proud. #GrilledCheeseForLife
You know what's actually depressing? The existential dread that is modern life
Or, if you're feeling extra masochistic:
When I'm stuck in meetings all day and my soul feels like it's slowly disappearing