Our Masters
- Baron Von Banger - The Master of Unnecessary Noise
- General Geezer - The Master of Inefficient Logistics
- Colonel Clueless - The Master of Misdirection
Our Methods
- The Art of Warfare - Our approach to combat is unorthodox, but effective.
- Strategies of Chaos - We're not really sure what we're doing, but it's fun.
Our Motto
We're not really a cult, but we've been known to brainwash those who join us.