Meet our most esteemed Functional Members:
- John the Baptist, the original disruptor of societal norms
- Confucius, sage of ancient wisdom
- Nostradamus, seer of future events
- Orson Welles, journalist of the absurd
- Albert Camus, philosopher of existential crisis
- Mother Theresa, saint of selfless service
- Alanis Morissette, singer of the human condition