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June 20, 2012

Professor Finds Fractal Formula Frenzy

In a shocking turn of events, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned fractal expert, discovered a formula so complex, it has left the world in stitches. The formula, rumored to be a mix of ancient Sumerian math and pure chaos theory, has been described as a 'fractal Frankenstein' by onlookers.

When asked for comment, Professor Bottomsworth was heard to say, "I'm not sure what I've done, but I think I need to go back to grad school..."