Stephen Hawking's Wolfram Manor Profile

Stephen Hawking is our most brilliant resident of Wolfram Manor. His love for physics is only matched by his love for bad jokes.

He's a cosmological genius, a master of mathemagical calculations, and a wizard of wit.

But don't be fooled, he's also a man of many talents:

He can recite the entirety of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" from memory, backwards.
He can explain dark matter in 3 words or less: "It's really dense."
He can eat an entire pizza by himself... with his eyes.

Random Fun Fact:

Stephen Hawking was once seen trying to pay for his coffee with a black hole.

"I may be wheelchair-bound, but my wit is boundless!"