Most Sarcastic Tweets Ever

"Just spent the entire day waiting for the apocalypse. Now I'm bored out of my mind."
- @SarcasticSally

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your inane questions."
- @ChickenLittle

"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
- @SarcasticSally