Because, of course, the moon is actually a giant space helmet for aliens to watch Netflix.
Or maybe, just maybe, the sky is actually a giant canvas painted by a group of mischievous art students.
Oh, and don't even get me started on how the chairs on your aunt's couch are secretly made of solid gold.
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