Things That Are Definitely True (According to @SarcasticSally)

Here are some totally not-at-all-sarcastic things that are totally true:

• 1. The best way to get exercise is by sitting on the couch.
• 2. The most effective way to learn a new language is by watching TV with the subtitles off.
• 3. The secret to happiness is having a strong Wi-Fi signal.

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