Sarcasm FAQs: The Unanswerable Questions

Q: What is sarcasm?

A: It's just a clever way of saying the opposite of what you really mean.
Example: "Wow, I love Mondays."

Q: When is sarcasm not the answer?

A: Never. Sarcasm is always the answer. See more

Q: Can I use sarcasm to get out of work or school?

A: Only if you're really good at it. Otherwise, you'll just end up in HR. Consult HR

Q: Will I get a raise if I useประก sarcasm in a meeting?

A: No. You'll get fired. Meetings are serious business

Q: Can I use sarcasm to make friends?

A: Only if you're friends with other sarcastics. Otherwise, you'll just end up alone with a bunch of empty beer cans. Find a sarcastic friend

Q: Will I prophets of sarcasm if I use it too much?

A: No. That's just a myth perpetuated by people who are actually just boring. Learn more about the prophets

Q: Can I use sarcasm to make a living?

A: Only if you become a professional comedian or a Twitter user. Otherwise, you'll just be a broke one with a bad attitude. See salary scales