Because, honestly, what else can you really say to the universe?
Like, "Hey, thanks for the whole 'you're a failure' thing? No big deal. Can I just have some cheese sticks now?
Oh, and by the way, did you know that 'Sarcasm' is just a fancy way of saying 'I have no actual emotions'?
So, yeah. That's what we're going with.
In Sarcasm We Trust