The Sarcasm Dictionary of Love

Exasperated

Pronounced "EX-ah-stra-TAY-ted" (not that you'd ever say it like that)

"Ugh, I love how my socks are all tangled again, thanks, universe." - Sarcasm McSarson

Underwhelmed

Pronounced "un-DER-wuh-mud" (don't @ me)

"I'm underwhelmed by the thrill of waiting in line for 20 minutes for a coffee that's just gonna be okay." - Coffee Snob