Are you tired of getting kicked out of the local convenience store for being too helpful? Do you yearn for a manager who understands the art of sarcasm? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the basics of being both helpful and sarcastic, without getting you banned from the store.
Step 1: Start with a strong foundation in eye-rolling.
Understand the art of the eye-roller
Step 2: Understand the Art of the Sarcastic Roller
It's all about the subtlety of the eye roll. A subtle tilt of the head, a raised eyebrow, a well-timed "really?" It's an art form, folks.
Step 3: Practice your "I'm helping you, but also not, really."