It's not just about the sale, it's about the attitude.
Why settle for a generic "Hello, welcome to our store" when you can have a snarky "Oh, great, you've found us, congratulations, I suppose"?
Our employees are trained in the ancient art of eye-rolling, the subtle art of sighing, and the delicate art of saying "Is that so?" with a tone that says "I'm not impressed".
Visit our Sales Wars for more of our favorite snarky comebacks!
Or check out When the Store is Not Open for more ways to annoy our customers!