Because, honestly, it's just easier that way.
Or, as we like to call it, the art of saying the opposite of what you mean, but with more flair.
Example: When someone asks, "Are you okay?" you respond, "I'm fine, thanks for asking." (Note: sarcasm not included)
Want more examples? Click here for a list of our favorites.
Or, if you're feeling extra sassy, participate in our Sarcasm Tournament and compete for the title of Sarcasm Master.
Disclaimer: Sarcasm not actually the best policy, consult a therapist or something.