Dialysis is like, totally the worst.
- Bring a book, or a deck of cards, or a small, quiet cat. Something to take your mind off the impending doom.
- Don't forget to ask for the good chair. Trust us, you'll need the extra leg room.
- When the nurse comes in with the blood pressure cuff, pretend you're a doctor. It's a classic.
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