Bore dilation: because who needs to actually do anything when you can just stand still and watch the world go by?
It's like, why even bother to move when you can just be a human popsicle and observe the world from a fixed vantage point?
Plus, think of all the time you'll save on commute costs! Just stand in one spot and watch the world go by at your own pace.
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