Why not just use a treadmill to get some exercise while you're scrolling through your phone? No, wait, that's not a thing... yet.
Also, who needs sleep when you can just mainline caffeine and Red Bull?
Turn off your lights, your computer, and your common sense, and save energy for the important things in life, like Netflix.
Like, who needs a social life when you can just play video games and pretend you're saving energy?
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Did you know that turning off your phone's screen saver will save you 0.0000001% of energy? Don't worry about it, though.
Also, who needs a functioning refrigerator when you can just eat takeout every day?
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