Backhanded compliments are a delicate art form. It takes skill to make someone feel good about being insulted. Here's a guide to get you started:
You know, for someone as you as a friend, this dish is quite... tolerable.
I'm not saying you can't even begin to understand the concept of good art, but it's a bit... challenging for most people.
You know, for someone with your talent for interior design, this IKEA bookshelf is a real masterpiece.
I've never met anyone as brilliant as you in a therapy session.
I've heard that you're actually quite skilled at poker, but I wouldn't know that from your facial expression.
Remember, the key to mastering backhanded compliments is to make the recipient feel good about being insulted. It's all about the delivery. Now, go forth and compliment your friends and family with the subtle art of backhandedness!