Impatience Tactics

Advanced Techniques for the Chronologically Challenged

You've mastered the basics of sarcasm, now it's time to take it to the next level. Here, you'll find techniques for dealing with those who simply won't wait:

Take a deep breath and remember: patience is a virtue, but so is sarcasm. Now, go forth and annoy your friends and family with these advanced techniques!

Frequently Asked Questions (and Answered with Sarcasm)