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Just pondered the meaning of "meaning" and decided it's like trying to catch a fish with your eyes closed. Good times, friends! @Plato: "I had a nice lunch today, thanks for asking."

Also, I'm reading a book on the nature of reality and I'm starting to think it's just a big ol' simulation. @Descartes: "I'm not sure, but I think I left the stove on at home."

What's the point of it all, you ask? Is it just a bunch of meaningless words on a page? @Kant: "My cat is being very judgmental about my haircut."

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