Chapter 1: "The Scoochie of Self-Awareness"
"The inner scoochie is like a tiny, wise, and witty friend that lives in your mind, always whispering absurdity and contradictions to keep you on your toes."
- Epictetus, philosopher extraordinaire
Chapter 2: "The Art of Self-Deprecation"
"The inner scoochie is like a pesky, yet lovable, little sibling that constantly argues with you, but always ends up making you wiser."
- Epictetus, philosopher extraordinaire
Chapter 3: "The Scoochie's Guide to Not Caring (Enough) About the World"
"The inner scoochie is like a wise, yet mischievous, prankster that plays tricks on you, but ultimately teaches you to not take life too seriously."
- Epictetus, philosopher extraordinaire
"The inner scoochie is like a tiny, wise, and witty friend that will never leave your side, no matter how much you try to ignore it."
- Epictetus, philosopher extraordinaire
Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers)
"The inner scoochie is like a tiny, wise, and witty friend that will always keep you on your toes, and occasionally on your knees."
- Epictetus, philosopher extraordinaire