Archimedes, the ancient Greek mathematician, is famous for his works on geometry, but little do people know about his alter ego: a snarky, modern-day troll.
When not busy solving theorems, Archimedes loves to rant about the meaninglessness of modern life and the futility of human existence.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to Engage with Archimedes' Scepticism.
Or, for a more philosophical take, check out Archimedes on Meaninglessness.