John Titor's Brilliant Tweets

John Titor (@JohnTitor)

2019-01-01 00:00:00

Tweet 1: "Time travelers are not welcome here. We have a no-time-traveler policy. Don't try to blend in, we have a no-blending policy. Don't try to change the past, we have a no-butterfly-effect policy." Read more on Time Travel Policies

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John Titor (@JohnTitor)

2019-01-02 00:00:00

Tweet 2: "I've been to the future, and let me tell you, it's a real mess. Climate change, robots taking over, and an endless supply of pineapple pizza. Read about my adventures in the future

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John Titor (@JohnTitor)

2019-01-03 00:00:00

Tweet 3: "I've been to the past, and let me tell you, it's a real blast. Dinosaurs, knights, and an endless supply of vinyl records. Read about my adventures in the past

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