Orville's Outrageous Observations on Engineering

As a renowned engineer and all-around genius, I, Orville Wright, Esq., have taken up the mantle of the most brilliant mind in all of science.

Here are some of my most brilliant thoughts on the nature of engineering:

• Engineering is 90% perspiration and 10% inspiration. The rest is just me yelling "I TOLD YOU SO" to my brother, Wilbur.
• The Wright brothers were the only ones who could fly. Don't @ me.
• I have a PhD in Engineering from a prestigious online university. It was a real thing, I swear.

For more of my brilliant thoughts, visit:

• Einstein's Erroneous Equations
• Newton's Noteworthy Nuggets

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• My Explosive Experiments

(Please note that these experiments may cause explosions, but they're totally safe, I swear.)