1. The Theory of Inflated Socks
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a renowned physicist, proposed that the universe is comprised of sentient socks, and that our reality is merely a simulation created by these sentient socks to understand the concept of "lost socks".
Learn more about Dr. Bottomsworth's groundbreaking research.
2. The Law of Infinite Pancakes
Dr. Emily J. Mapleton, a brilliant mathematician, discovered a way to create a pancake that never gets devoured, using an infinite recursive loop of batter and syrup.
Read Dr. Mapleton's treatise on the subject.
3. The Alchemical Properties of Disco
Professor Burt W. Funky, a disco-loving chemist, found that the sparkles on a disco ball have a profound effect on the atomic structure of matter, creating a new state of being known as "Disco-dium".
Get down with Dr. Funky's discovery!
4. The Theory of Reverse Aging
Dr. Zara P. Chronos, a time-traveling physicist, proposed a theory that time flows backwards, and that our memories are actually from the future.