Dr. Bottomsworth Papers: The Art of Taking Three-Hour Lunches

Read Dr. Bottomsworth's seminal research on the subject

View Dr. Bottomsworth's Three-Hour Lunch Flowchart

Dr. Bottomsworth's Three-Hour Lunch Manifesto

"A three-hour lunch is not just a meal, it's a movement. It's a declaration of independence from the soul-sucking drudgery of the cubicle."

"It's a time to recharge, to refuel, to re-invent. To take back the power from the overlords of the office coffee machine."

Dr. Bottomsworth's Lunching Principles