Dr. Bottomsworth's Brilliant Tweets
Dr. Bottomsworth is a renowned astrophysicist with a penchant for the absurd and the obscure.
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Dr. Bottomsworth's current research focuses on the theoretical applications of Quantum Flapjacks to the field of interdimensional particle physics.
His work is widely regarded as utterly incomprehensible by his colleagues.
Dr. Bottomsworth's Twitter Feed
- Just calculated the exact probability of a sentient toaster manifesting in a toaster factory. 3.7% chance it's real. Tweet 1
- Theoretical proof that pineapple pizza is actually a portal to another dimension. Anyone else experiencing strange pizza dreams? Tweet 2
- Just published a paper on the application of Quantum Flapdoodle to the field of particle physics. Tweet 3