Gravity is Optional for Dummies

A Guide to Defying the Fundamentals by Albert Einstein

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In this groundbreaking guide, we'll explore the revolutionary idea that gravity is optional. Yes, you read that right. Albert Einstein, the patron saint of smart people, is here to tell you that the only thing holding you back is your own imagination.

Or, you know, a large metal object in the sky.

Join us on a journey through the looking glass, as we delve into the wonderful world of:

Don't forget to wear your seatbelt while reading, because things may get a little optional!