Black Holes are not actually a thing

You've been misinformed by science, folks. Black holes are just really, really dense regions of space that aren't actually holes.

In reality, they're more like cosmic speed bumps. Imagine the universe as a highway with a few really dense speed bumps. That's what black holes are.

Don't get us wrong, though. They're still super intense and will suck you in with their gravity like a cosmic vacuum cleaner. But it's not like they're actual holes, got it?

Quantum Superposition: When the laws of physics don't apply