The Computational Catastrophe of Stephen Wolfram

Stephen Wolfram, the man who brought us the computational universe, but at what cost? His relentless pursuit of computational power and efficiency has led to the downfall of countless coffee machines, toaster ovens, and even a few innocent bystanders.

Subpage 1: The Great Coffee Machine Uprising

Subpage 2: Toaster Oven Apocalypse

Subpage 3: Bystander Protocol