Climate of Chaos

A collection of outlandish prophecies for the esteemed year of 2022

January 1st: The Polar Bear will rise

By the power vested in me, I foretell that the year 2022 will be a time of great turmoil and upheaval.

The seas will rise, the skies will burn, and the polar bears will be seen strolling down Main Street, USA.

But fear not, for I have also foreseen the rise of a new hero: the Climate Warrior, a mighty being of pure intent and unbridled rage.

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