Research on Sock-sole Manners by Dr. Bob Johnson

Welcome to my research on the most pressing issue of our time: the importance of wearing socks with sandals. As a renowned expert in this field, I've spent years studying the impact of sock-sole harmony on the human psyche.

In my groundbreaking study, I've discovered that wearing socks with sandals can increase productivity by 37% and reduce stress by 23% in individuals who previously suffered from Sock-sole Mannerisms Disorder (SSMD).

Key Findings:

• Wearing socks with sandals reduces the risk of SSMD by 99%.
• Participants who wore socks with sandals for 7+ days experienced improved mood and cognitive function.
• A correlation was found between sock-sole color and happiness (blue socks with brown sandals = highest happiness).

But don't just take my word for it! Check out my Methodology page to see the full report.

Or, for a more in-depth look at the science behind sock-sole harmony, visit my Sock-Sole Efficacy Review.

Get in Touch

Want to discuss the implications of my research on your favorite sock-sole combination? Reach out to me at drbobbyjohnson@gmail.com.